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zeldathemes

president-brobama:

*takes a handful of candy* wow that’s way too much *puts 1 back*

gorgeouswhiteboy:

food-vacuum:

onbrokenwingswefall:

top gear.. full of 13 year olds

why is there a female version of him in the row behind

Thats his male cohost James

awellkept-secret:

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

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magicul:

if u don’t have a good sense of humour then i’m sorry we can’t be friends

edgarallenglow:

public school in a nut shell

guy:

dont flirt with me like this bc i will fall in love with u

guy:

dont flirt with me like this bc i will fall in love with u

me: *goes to Jamaica*
Jamaican: hello welcome to Jamaica
me: baliegdeh

chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

sexting a 16th century feudal lord

amerlcanapparel:

me: *sends nudes*

him: ye hath caused unrest in my loin

lzbth:

i cant breahte

plays

solluxsglasses:

super-who-locked-in:

phantomxfamily:

chickem:

lets see how uncomfortable a four minute video can make you

I got like a minute and a half in before I had to turn it off

he started doing actions and i started burning my laptop

i thought people were exaggerating about this video and then i started it